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Short thing gets longer

A short thing
its get longer as u hold it
& pass between woman’s breast
& enters into a small hole
What is it?



answer!



Ans. cars seat belt…u dirty mind

Love is sweet poison:

Love is sweet poison:
Do not consume without your beloved’s advise
and keep out of reach of children
and keep it in cool and dark place

Find ARMS that will HOLD u at ur WEAKEST

Love is sweet poison:
Do not consume without your beloved’s advise
and keep out of reach of children
and keep it in cool and dark place

Best friends r lyk pairs of scissors

Best friends are like pairs of scissors…
When together they often go in different directions
but they give punishment to those
who dare to come between them!!!

Never Break 4 things in Life

If some one would like to have
a successful life after marriage
so he should implement this formula.
Never break 4 things in life.
1. Promise
2. trust
3. heart
4. relation

It never sounds when it breaks
but pains a lot.

Good friends r lyk softwares

Good Friends are like software.
They enter ur life;
scan ur problems;
edit ur tensions;
download ur solutions;
delete ur worries
and
save u in their heart!

SEEDS of PATIENCE

When u plant the SEEDS of PATIENCE,
all u HARVEST is SWEET FRUITS
OF HAPPINESS LOVE & CARE

and

million smiles on those
million people who care for u

Who Knows The Song In Ur Heart

A Friend Is Someone
Who Knows The Song In Ur Heart
And Can Sing It Back To You,
When U Have Forgotten The Words..!!

Life is like a mirror.

Life is like a mirror.

If you frown at it,
it frowns back.

If you smile at it,
it returns the greeting.

Give / Teach man to fish

If you give a man a fish,
He eats for the day,
If you teach a man a fish,
he eats for his life time

Wht a love says

Love says i love u
Crush says i like u
Hug says i want u
Smile says i need u
and
a true love says i care for u
and i will never leave u

F R I E N D

A bond of love,
A medal of trust.
A shoulder in sadness,
A hand in darkness.
A special relation to hold,
An ear where secrets can be told.
An appreciator for encouragement,
Something that doesn’t cost.
A jewel never to be lost.
Is the magic called
F R I E N D

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If u r a chocolate u r the sweetest

If u r a chocolate u r the sweetest,
if u r a Teddy Bear u r the most huggable,
If u are a Star u r the Brightest,
and since u r my “FRIEND” u r the “BEST”!

In Your Arms

When you take me in your arms,
The world pauses it’s senseless spin,
The skies no longer seem too far away,
I float on a cloud, and swim about
In the most vast sea of joy…
You fill me so with love within,
No dream’s too far away…
When I can feel the warmth of your breath,
When I can lay my head on your chest,
All I know of is us, and of our love,
All the rest creeps into oblivion.
Drowned I remain in an unruffled ocean,
Protected like a pearl in its shell.

U want and u get

U want and u get
U want and u get that is luck,
u want and u wait that is time,
u want but u compromise that is life

The pain of broke heart

IF you broke heart any one.
one day your own heart will
broke some one.
Than you know the pain of
broke heart.

Sun or Moon

One day i told her you are just like a sun
she got angry with me.

Another day i told her
you just like a moon she was very Happy.

But i told her the moon has no own light
the sun give him his own light.

Life is too short.

Life is too short.
If we work Good.
OR
If we work Bad.

In 2 cases life will
end.
SO if we work good than
we are died peacefully.i

Right decision, Experience, Wrong decision

What is the secret of success? Right decisions,
how do you make Right decisions? Experience,
how do you get experience? Wrong decision.

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I FOUND YOU

Love can be,
found in the warmth of a kiss,in a touch
or a lingering embrace….
Love can be
found in a sweet,tender glance or a
smile that laughs up the face…
Love can be
found in words softly spoken,in
comfortable silence too….
Love can be
found in any number of ways…
And I FOUND LOVE
when…..
“I FOUND YOU”

I always think about U.

I always think about U.
I can’t live without U.
I really need U.
I’m totally mad about U.
I just wanna be with U.
I’m very desperate for U.
I’m crazy 4 U.
I wanna marry U.
I LOVE U.
That’s all what my mama say to me:p

One day sky was crying

One day sky was crying.

I ask him why are you
crying today.

He told me i have lost my
beautiful start.

It was a day when you were born.
“HAPPY BIRTHDAY”

I was loved by you

Let the world stop turning,
Let the sun stop burning,
Let them tell me love’s not worth going through.
If it all falls apart,
I will know deep in my heart,
The only dream that mattered had come true
…In this life I was loved by you.

Nature of every human

Anything is more important
when you can not get it.

When you can get it
this is less important for you.

This is nature of every human.

whenever , wherever ill be there for you

When u are at the end of the rope,
just tie “one” knot and hang on
ill surely come and tie the remaining ” two” around you…..
remember, only in darkness we can see stars ! !
whenever , wherever ill be there for you
good night and sweet dreams!!

For the rose isn’t as beautiful as you

I looked at a sweet, beautiful rose,
And then I looked at you,
And I kept looking at you,
For the rose isn’t as beautiful as you.

Perfect hearing aid

A man was telling his neighbor,
“I just bought a new hearing aid.
It cost me four thousand dollars,
but it’s state of the art. It’s perfect.”

“Really,” answered the neighbor .
“What kind is it?”
MAN:“Twelve thirty.”

Every tear is a sign of brokenness

Every tear is a sign of brokenness,
every silence is sign of lonliness,
every smile is sign of kindness,
every sms is sign of remembrance.
Miss you always.

Future plans of childrens

Future plans of childrens:
Teacher asks children, what do u wish 2 do in future?
Adnan: I want 2 b a pilot.
Wakeel: I want 2 b a doctor.
Bina: I want 2 b a good mother.
Shariq : I want 2 help Bina.

A triangle has 4 end

A triangle has 4 end,
square has 3 end,
segment has 2 end,
but our friendship has no end.

As precious as u r to me

As precious as u r to me,
As precious no one can ever be,
I know friends r hard to choose,
But u r a friend I never want to lose.

Hi i am marrying next week

Hi i am marrying next week
there will be a small party and
only few persons will be invited
Hey don’t bring any gift
just bring SOMEONE to marry me.

When I open my eyes every morning

When I open my eyes every morning
I pray to God that everyone should
have a friend like you….
Why should only i suffer!!! ha ha ha

Doubt, feeling & person

There is a doubt left with no clarity…(DO U LOVE ME !)

There is a feeling unexpressed…(I love U)

There is a person who can change all this situation…(it’s u)

5 points of a normal student

5 points that prove you are a normal student

1:unnecessary talk on phone and messages
2:Plan each day to study but end of the day KAL SAY PAKA
3:you have all the data but you work before the dead line
4:right now you are thinking of forwarding this message to your friends
5:on each point you smile because it’s true.

Some things you have to do every day.

Some things you have to do every day.
Eating seven apples on Saturday night
instead of one a day just
isn’t going to get the job done.

U are the best incident in my life

Something expected is called an incident..
Something unexpected is an accident..
Ur an accident in my life,
which is d ever best incident in my life..

People often feel smthin bt xpress smthin else

People often feel something but express something else
They mean something but say something else
So learn the art of saying nothing
in such a way that it leaves nothing unsaid…
Good Morning

Make each moment a happy one

Happiness is not something u postpone 4 the future.
It’’s something u design 4 the present.
Make each moment a happy one.
I just did it by remembering U!
Good Morning & Have a nice day

DoN,t FoR GeT mE

Don’t forget me,
forget me never,
When u forget me,
then forget me for ever.

Friendship is all about 3 things

Friendship is all about 3 things
Winning
Losing n
Sharing

Winning your friends heart,
Losing your ego,
and Sharing joys and sorrows.

Greatest gift from God

The greatest gift
I ever had
Came from God;

I call him Dad!

WIFE IS DANGEROUS

LOVE IS LIFE
LIFE IS WIFE
WIFE IS KNIFE

and
KNIFE IS DANGEROUS

Life is nothing without LOVE

Life is nothing without LOVE,
Love is emotion & Kiss is practical,
don’t get emotional, yar just b practical
So STOP loving and START Kissing.

Terror joke, amplifier and tsunami

TERROR JOKE -
What will happen
if u throw an AMPLIFIER into the sea?
TSUNAMI will be created
since an amplifier converts
small waves into bigger wave.

Learn obedience first

Always learn to be a servant;
and then
you will be fit to be a master.

When it hurts to look back,

When it hurts to look back,
and you’re scared to look ahead,
you can look beside you
and your best friend will be there

A page is yellow

A page is yellow
in which you will find a fellow
who will kiss you under the pillow.

What kisses mean?

What kisses mean!
KISS ON HAND=i adore u,
KISS ON CHEEK=lets be friends,
KISS ON NECK=i want u,
KISS ON LIPS=i love u,
KISS ANYWHERE ELSE=….
lets not get carried away!

Every body loves you

Every body loves you
when you love every body.

No one love you
if you do not love any one.

If things r happening

If things r happening
according to ur wish,
u r lucky!
But if they r not,
u r very lucky,
Bcoz they r hapning
according to God’s wish!

Success of your life

If you talk or say something
after you think about it
this is not a success.

If you think and talk or say something
this is you success of your life.

Flowers are many

Flower are many
But i like rose.

Friends are many
But I like u.

Give yourself ….

Give yourself a chance,
Give yourself the moment,
Give yourself the freedom,
Give yourself the power,
Give yourself the confidence,
Live for today not for tomorrow,
Live the EXTREME !!!!!!!
Because you got yourself only one life… LIVE IT !!!!

Theif entered kitchen

Santa: Look a thief has entered our kitchen
and he is eating the cake I made.

Banta: Whom should I call now,
Police or Ambulance?

Santa’s sexy wife

2 men were searching for their lost wife in a festival.
Banta: What does your wife look like?
Santa: She is 5′7″, 36-24-36 sexy figure,
fair, sweet, beautiful, green sexy eyes, brown hair, and yours?

Banta: Forget mine, let us look for yours.

101 Ways to Be a Great Dad

I know just the person who needs
“101 Ways to Be a Great Dad”.
Don’t worry it isn’t you!
Happy Father’s Day!

A sinking ship & life guard jacket

A ship was sinking.
Captain: Does any one know how to pray?
A priest comes forward and says he can pray.
Captain: Ok priest, you pray;
Everyone else in ship will wear a life jacket
as we are one jacket short.

To avoid side effects

Santa cuts sides of the capsule
before taking it?
Guess why?
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
To avoid the side effects!

She lost 1 who really love her

Boy proposed a girl, she rejected.
He was not sad
Friends asked Y U don’t feel?
Boy- Y should i feel?
I lost 1 who never loved me !
she lost 1 who really love her…

Good morning Quote:

“The minute you think of giving up any relation,
think of the reason why you held it so long”
Good morning and have a nice day.

One father

One
father
is
more
than
a
hundred
School
masters.

live your life

You were crying when u were born
while evrybody was laughing there
As u live 2 blow a thousand candles,
live ur life humbly so that
u would b the one laughing when u die
and everybody else would be crying.
Happy Birthday

I miss you daddy

Thank you for being a great dad to us!
Your memories will always live in the very core of my heart.
I miss you Daddy…
Happy Father’s day!

Difference b/w secretary & private secretary

Q: What is the difference b/w secretary & private secretary?

Ans:
Secretary says GOOD MORNING SIR
&
Private secretary says ITS MORNING SIR

Bank make your dreams come true

Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him.
Next day he closed his bank account. Know why?
Because the bank’s slogan was:
We make your dreams come true…

When u rise up or fall down

When u rise up,
Your friend know who you are.

When you fall down,
You know who your friend are.

Sending u 1000 smiles take 1 for now

Sending u 1000 smiles take 1 for now &
Keep the remaining 999 under ur pillow,
Pick out 1 every morning coz
I want 2 see u smiling always. Good Morning

Hello, wake up, Receive my simple gift of

Hello,
wake up,
Receive my simple gift of ‘GOOD MORNING‘
wrapped with sincerity,
tied with care
and
sealed with a prayer
to keep u safe
and
happy all day long!
Take Care!

How can U tell the rain not 2 fall when clouds exist?

How can U tell the rain not 2 fall
when clouds exist?

How can U tell the leaves not 2 fall
when wind exist?

How can U tell me not 2 fall in friendship
when U exist.

Rain rain go away

Rain rain go away ,
come again another day

i sung this poem yesterday
that’s y rain come today

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Sweetest gift of the world

I decided to send you the cutest
and sweetest gift of the world.
But the postman shouted at me saying,
Get out of the post box.

I have lots of jokes in my inbox

I have lots of jokes in my inbox,
But I can’t send you all of them,
It will take a lot of time,
So I’m sending you just 1 joke
.
.
.
“You are so beautiful”

When somebody who is deeply in love

When somebody who is deeply
in Love with you tells that
You are
cute, beautiful, & angelic,
I agree. That’s true,
Believe me,
I swear because love is definitely blind

Evil made a mother-in-law.

God thought that since
he couldn’t b everywhere
he made a mother.

Then devil thought that
he couldn’t be everywhere
he made a mother-in-law.

Be a good friend its a honour !

Make a friend its a Gift !
Have a friend its a Grace !
Keep a friend its a Virtue but
Be a good friend its a honor !

I smile at whom I like

I smile at whom I LIKE;
I cry 4 whom i CARE;
I share with whom I LOVE;
i laugh with whom i ENJOY;
i send sms only 2 those
whom i never want 2 lose

I will always be around for you..

You may not love me like I love you,
You may not care for me like I care for you
But if you ever need me,
I will always be around for you..

Blanket of love - gudnite

Ssshh….Dont afraid..
its me..
jus putting a blanket of love upon u
so that u’ll never feel that u r alone..
Love you
Have a cozy sleep full of heavenly dreams….
Good Night

I wanna hold you

I wanna hold you close
Under the rain

I wanna kiss your smile
And feel the pain

I know what’s beautiful Looking at you
In a world of lies You are the truth

I love you means ….

I love you’ means that
I accept you for the person you are
and that I don’t wish to change you into someone else
it means that I care enough to fight for what we have
and that i love you enough not to let you go….!!!

Sweetheart is a special …..

SWEETHEART, is a special word for LOVE,
LOVE, is special word for CARE,
CARE, is special word for FRIEND,
and
FRIEND, is special word for… ‘YOU”

I care for you & miss you

Every time I say how are you?
my heart says, I care for you..

Every time I ask how have you been?
my heart whispers, I miss you

Keep in touch

The Day I Die n Exit from dis pathetic life 4ever,
do buy sum nice beautiful flowers 4 me,
from d money which u r saving by not messaging me,
so keep in touch

Chewing gum and chocolate

Love is like a chewing gum,
it tastes only in the beginning!

But friendship is like chocolate,
it tastes till it ends!

The Game

I know u think u broke my heart
but I knew your game right from the start
I saw your game and played it 2
so look here I play the jokes on u!

In UR heart.

U’r never alone sweetie,
U shell never be,
cause I’m always there 4 U,
n I’ll always shall be,
right there in ur heart
to love U constantly.
I love you.

Probability of a topic

“The probability of a topic
coming in exam increases exponentially,
if one decides to leave the topic completely….”

Which is my life

Ur beauty makes me run mad,
if u dont want me near u,
then y did God created u.
U are my life so,
I cant leave u cause
u are holding something
that belongs 2 me
which is my life

Charcter of a man

You can easily judge
the character of a man
by how he treats those
who can do nothing for him.

Memories of our friendship

A daily thought
A silent tear

A Constant wish
that u r near…

Words are few
but thoughts r deep…

Memories of our friendship
i will always keep

How long will u both be friends?

Some one asked me 4 how long will u both be friends?
i remained silent bcoz
i didnt know which is longer..
“ALWAYS” or “FOREVER”.

Throw Butter

Why did Bubbli throw a butter
Out of the window?
.
.
Cause Bubbli wanted to see
Butterfly

Friends are like sketch pens

Friends are like sketch pens -
they color your lives.
I may be not your favorite color
but u will need me some day
to complete your picture..!!

Father 2 his son

Father 2 his son: If u do not pass your exam this time,
dont call me Papa
After some days…….
father: how is your result?
Son: Sorry Zaheer sb

GOD never takes a day off to

GOD never takes a day off to
love
care
guide&
protect
us in every moment of our lives
may his presence be with you
today and always
GOOD Night

Dont be scared

Don’t be scared by a person
who practices a 100 kicks one time,
fear a person
who practices 1 kick a 100 times.

our friendship will never end.

The rain may be falling hard outside,
But your smile makes it all alright.
I’m so glad that you’re my friend.
I know our friendship will never end.

The rain makes all things beautiful

The rain makes all things beautiful, The grass & flowers 2, If rain makes all things beautiful, Why doesn’t it rain on you?

If I could pull down the rainbow

If I could pull down the rainbow
I would write UR name with it &
put it back in the sky
2 let everybody know
how colorful my life is with a friend like U!!

Excitement in Examz!!!…

Cricket is getting excited day by day with the introduction of ICL n T20…

Same rules should be applied in Examz!

(1) Exams Timing Should Be Reduced To One Hour.

(2) Power Play - No Invigilator In Exam Hall For 1st 15 mins.

(3) Cheer Leaders - To Dance After Every Right Answer Written.

(4) Strategic Time-Out - Time For Students For Discussion.

(5) Super Over - Chance For Students To Form Their Own Question.

Relations Are Like A Bird

Relations Are Like A Bird
If U Catch Tightly It Dies…
If U Catch It Loosely It Flies…
But If U Catch Affectionately…..
It Remains With U forever…

How much I miss you

If u wanna know how much i miss u,
Try to catch rain drops,
The ones u catch is how much u miss me,
And the other u miss is how much i miss.

The air we breath keep us alive

The air we breath keep us alive,
But if 1 day the air in this world become too limited for us.
Don’t worry cause
I will be willing to hold my breath
even for a million years just to see you alive.

Reason for everything

There is always a reason 4 everything
A reason 2 live
A reason 2 die
A reason 2 cry,
But if u can’t find a reason to smile
Can I be the reason 4 a while:)

I want my child to laugh

Police:Instead of hospital why did u take ur wife to COMEDY MOVIE during pregnancy
Sardar: ALL the child were crying when they born
I want my child to laugh so i take my wife TO CINEMA

You Are The One

I do believe that God above,
created you for me to love.

He chose you from all the rest,
because he knew I would love you best.

For you are the one who
stepped out of my dreams,
you gave me new hope,
and showed me what love means.

For you I would cross
the rivers most wide,
walk the hottest desert
sand to have you by my side.

For you are the one who
makes me whole,
you’ve captured my heart
and touched my soul.

The ball can escape

The ball can escape from bat,
The rat can escape from cat,
But u cannot escape from
“MY HEART U R Always my good friend”

TRUE FRIEND does all

in life..
some know you..
some remember you..
some like you..
some understand you..
some care for you..
but..
a TRUE FRIEND does all above &
always hopes the best for you..

“HaPpY BirThDaY 2 U MY Dear FRIEND

“happy birth da 2 U”

May ALLAH give u lots
of such joys &
happy moments.
May U live long &
live happy. May worries,
thoughts,angers &
bad lucks remain
away 4m u.
I wish u good luck.
A nice & lovely life 2
come. Bright &
joyful future & all
the goods that U
can ever Wish or think off.
I wish, may ur dreams come true
& all sad
thoughts off.
AMEEN.

Good Night my angel

What a pity! I’m not at your place!
Miles separate me from you

This night in my dreams I’ll see your face
Good night, my angel, I hope you miss me too!

Morning is a special gift

Morning is a special gift
from ”ALLAH” after a restful sleep,
its a new chance 2do better & try again
where we failed b4.
ENJOY GOOD MORNING

Real eyes to realise

GOD has given us
“REAL EYES” to
.
.
.
“REALISE” the
“REAL LIES”
.
.
.
Think twice and act wise.

Heart Touching Lines

Heart Touching Lines By

A True Lover 2 His Love

“In My Dream U R Mine.
But In My Life U R My Dream!!”

u cant change the future

Marco Polo said:

“U can not
change ur
future….

but u can

change ur habits….
and
surely ur habits will
change
ur future”

Cable T.V

Santa:
Major Rohail told me T.V cabel is not good for kids,
they don’t study,so i got rid of it

Banta: Good?
Santa: Now we have a Dish Installed

Still i love her

Even though,
she hates me in every movement of life ,
but i love her with very seconds,
not because she has broken my heart,
but she as thought me to live with broken heart,